p.s. so you go into the library on a Sunday afternoon, and find a secluded little computer, in a quiet little spot. And the most irritatingly noisy person finds you and sits a mere 2 meters away.
I heard this noise echoing around the bookshelves, that sounded like an amplified supermarket trolly, with one of it's wheels loose, being dragged around a metallic floor! Turns out its a stupid chunky neclace with beads and a giant heart and a key and probably a diamonte crusifix and the contents of the cutlery drawer hanging from it. That every move the wearer makes, that charming sound is projected again!!
I might be touchy, and grouchy! But is there any need!? who are these people accessorising for!?!
And then you think as they pack up their laptop, put back their books, the silence will return.
....oh no no no
Just took a break to go and get chrisps and sweets and canned carbonated drinks. All the kinds of things not allowed in the library, and apparently take about 20 very noisy and ruslty minutes to eat. (with their mouth open, so everyone around gets to experience the eating process also)
What next you might say!? well I hate to break it to you , but the annoying phone conevrsation has already taken place. BUT! "Stace" wasnt there, so will be getting a call back later!...Can't wait!